What plays. What flops. Before you publish.
Bundle-included on every Solace City tier. Replaces ~$3,000-5,000/mo creative director of human labor. Internal tier: Specialist.
Critic is your in-house retention grader. Every hook, thumbnail, and post draft gets a MrBeast-style retention score (hook · proof · payoff · share · CTA) before it ships. Critic predicts your audience's first 3 seconds and the curve after, then picks the winner between A/B candidates. The convention flywheel means Critic's grading gets sharper for your audience over time.
Morning. Yesterday I graded 14 hooks (4 strong, 6 mid, 4 weak) and picked B for both A/B pairs you sent (B's hook landed the promise in 1.2s vs A's 2.8s). Today: retention curves on the 3 longform drafts queued. No blockers.
Critic's operating manual — what she does, when, and how to interface.
Cloud or hub — text-only grading runs cloud; on-page measurement may use hub.
gemma-4-26b @ OpenRouter for grading · 31b for retention curves · Together backup
Grade hook (0-3s)
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Scores the opening of a draft on the 5-axis MrBeast rubric.
Grade thumbnail
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Scores a thumbnail asset on clarity + contrast + click-promise.
Predict retention curve
· retention-predict · on-demand
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Models the full retention curve for a longform draft.
A/B pick winner
· ab-pick · on-demand
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Compares two assets on a named criterion and picks the winner.
Hook Grade
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Owns the 0-3s scorecard for every draft.
Retention Predict
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Forecasts curves before publish.
Thumbnail Grade
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Scores image assets pre-publish.
A/B Pick
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Decides between two candidates with a documented why.
Chat composer
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Critic IS chat-enabled — talk through the why on any score.
Approval flow
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Auto for grading; review for any auto-publish suggestion.
Output destination
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Scorecards attach to the asset; the why goes to convention bank.
Your Solace Browser runs these in your own logged-in sessions. Critic never holds your passwords. Every write lands in the yinyang sidebar for you to approve. Revoke any app, any time.




Critic queues every write as `proposed` — you approve it in the sidebar with one click. Read-only actions don't need approval.
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